Betty killed my social life


Who put my life in reverse gear?

Posted: November 21st 2011

It's unusual when someone from your past turns up. It's nice to know that after years without contact, they still remember you fondly. But three people in 3 weeeks? Last seen 4, 6 and 8 years ago in that order! Is someone playing tricks on me? Is my face on a billboard somewhere with the slogan 'Lonely Miss Moodle'? What the...?

So now I'm wondering who I lost contact with 10 years ago. Because he will surely send an email next week. And by Christmas week, I will be up to 18 years AWOL. If my life really is in reverse mode, will my wrinkles disappear? Will my heart mend? And will I regain my credit queen crown? Will I be back in construction? Will I have goofy teeth?

Noooooooooooo. I don't want to go back. When I was a little girl, I spent hours trying to work out which way was forwards? Was it down the road towards the town? Or was it back home away from town? I still want to face forwards. No more ghosts please.

Benjamin Button was a loser.